dimpledlouis:

ungodlythighs:

dimpledlouis:

one time i was emailing my teacher and instead of attaching the file with my essay on it… i attached a larry rimming fic and i didnt even know until i got called into guidance the next day… rip

how the hell did that accidentally happen

this is how

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saddeer:

i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself

lifeduringnursingschool:

orangemuses:

modernmethadone:

i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week

The other two were due last week

Story of my life…

frosted:

alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

 

urbancatfitters:

if you don’t know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

breathinginthestarlight:

quirkieness:

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

damn the devil gives out free education on psychology??? i need that way more than i need shitty middle school education. sign me up.

breathinginthestarlight:

quirkieness:

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

damn the devil gives out free education on psychology??? i need that way more than i need shitty middle school education. sign me up.

actualcanniboof:

I HAVE SUCH AN OBSESSIVE PERSONALITY ONCE I LIKE SOMEONE OR THING I LITERALLY DO NOT SHUT UP OR STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM ITS REALLY EMBARRASSING BUT IM TOO BLINDED BY MY INFATUATION TO CARE 

bemusedlybespectacled:

hogwarts-is-frozen:

not-so-secret-nerd:

disney-licious:

(x)

hogwarts-is-frozen

disney x harry potter is very important to me

still not over how perfect the sorting is

exoticshorthairs:

I picked it myself human.

exoticshorthairs:

I picked it myself human.

fuck-yeah-feminist:

revtomdildomolar:

"Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance"

woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects

Boom.

ovtlinxs:

cravist:

explisist:

bitterarab:

Damn.

*standing ovation*

THIS

more here

ovtlinxs:

cravist:

explisist:

bitterarab:

Damn.

*standing ovation*

THIS

more here

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  2. Kiss You: Let's fuck
  3. Little Things: You have imperfections but let's fuck anyway
  4. C'mon C'mon: Ditched my date so we could fuck
  5. Last First Kiss: I've had this crush on you for a while so let's fuck
  6. Heart Attack: You look hot and I'm jealous so let's fuck
  7. Rock Me: Let's definitely fuck
  8. Change My Mind: Tell me if you want me to stay the night so we can fuck
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  11. Back For You: I've been away so let's have a nice fuck when I get back
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